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NINE (9) Deadly Words Used By Women
This is a Joke and not meant to offend anyone.
1) Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Dont Do It!
This is a dare, not permission. Dont Do It!
5) Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6) Thats Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. Thats okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. Thats okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say youre welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘youre welcome . that will bring on a ‘whatever).
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say youre welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘youre welcome . that will bring on a ‘whatever).
8 ) Whatever
Is a womans way of saying GET LOST!
Is a womans way of saying GET LOST!
9) Dont worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
will later result in a man asking ‘Whats wrong? For the womans response refer to #3.
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This
will later result in a man asking ‘Whats wrong? For the womans response refer to #3.
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