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نكت بالانجليزي
( englishنكت بال)( Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
المعلّم: تيد، إذا أبّاكَ عِنْدَهُ 10$ وأنت تَسْألُه ليعطيك6$، ما الباقي مع ابوك ؟؟؟
تيد: 10$.
المعلّم: أنت لا تَعْرفُ بالرياضياتَ.
تيد: أنت لا تَعْرفُ أبي!
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Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now.
الأمّ: ديفيد،تعال هنا.
ديفيد: نعم، أُمّي.
الأمّ: تَخِيبُ أملي حقاً. نَتائِجكَ تَسُوءُ.
ديفيد: لَكنِّي سَأَحْصلُ على كتابِ تقريرِي غداً.
الأمّ: أَعْرفُ بأنّ، لكن أَذْهبُ هونغ كونغ غداً لذا أُوبّخُك الان.
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Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
الأبّ: لماذا فَشلتَ إختبارَ رياضياتِكَ؟
الإبن: يوم الإثنين، المعلّمة قالَ 3 + 5 = 8
الأبّ: اذا؟
الإبن: يوم الثلاثاء، قالتْ 4 + 4 = 8. يوم الأربعاء، قالتْ 6 + 2 = 8.
إذا هي لا تَستطيعُ ان تَقْرر، كَيفَ أَعْرفُ الجواب الصحيحَ؟
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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: 1 year older then me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
Boy: 1 year older then me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
الرجل: كَمْ عمر أبوكَ؟
الولد: اكبر مني بسنة
الرجل: كَيْفَ يَكُونُ ذلك؟
الولد: أصبحَ أبّي ابا فقط عندما أنا ولدَت
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