still single..why...so funny

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    1. Daleen
      10-06-2005, 07:32 PM

      still single..why...so funny

      still single..why...so funny


      Hear is a little jock ...thought it would be funny!


      A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

      As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. He said, "You must be single."

      The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct, But how on earth did you know that?"



      The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."



      250*300 Second
    2. Off The Grid
      10-06-2005, 08:31 PM

      still single..why...so funny


      LooooooooooooooooooL
      it's a nice & humour joke
      thank you a lot Daleen for your kind participation
      and i hope to see more jokes from you
      but for this one it's absolutely funny
      i laughed at it out loud inside the publinet
      but though we'are waiting for other participations like this one


      by the way i want to give a remark about this joke
      i'm single but not so much ugly at this pôint hahahaha
      any way my reply was a little bit long

      thank you again
      and good luck sweet sister Daleen


      your sincerly
      Zahra
    3. جوهرة نجد
      10-06-2005, 08:45 PM

      still single..why...so funny


      nice joke " Daleen "

      i realy laughed about it

      you have a great sense of humer

      i hope we will hear from your jokes soon

      and i"m with Zahra that not all who are single should be ugly

      looooooooooooool


      my regades
    4. Daleen
      11-06-2005, 01:41 PM

      still single..why...so funny


      ZAHRA thank you alot for your reply


      I will be blissful when I see you happy


      as I can I will write more jokes

      just for your eyes


      DEAR JAWHARA

      I agree with you not all the girls who are single are ugly too

      the greatest example is ME


    5. al_balushi
      13-06-2005, 09:22 AM

      still single..why...so funny


      thanks for your subject


      as you want to be single

      ok ok

      dont warry
    6. Daleen
      13-06-2005, 07:57 PM

      still single..why...so funny


      UR welcome

      Al-balushi

      thanx 2 ur replay

      see u soon and take care
    7. Qadsawiya
      28-06-2005, 09:59 AM

      still single..why...so funny


      I really liked the joke of urs i'll be waiting 4 more
      thank u sis 4 ur participation in this type of fourm
      Let allah bless u
    8. Daleen
      03-07-2005, 03:21 PM

      still single..why...so funny


      Qadsawiya

      thank you alot honey 4 your reply

      take care my dear