still single..why...so funny

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  1. Daleen
    10-06-2005, 07:32 PM

    still single..why...so funny

    still single..why...so funny


    Hear is a little jock ...thought it would be funny!


    A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

    As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her, watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. He said, "You must be single."

    The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct, But how on earth did you know that?"



    The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."



  2. Off The Grid
    10-06-2005, 08:31 PM

    still single..why...so funny


    LooooooooooooooooooL
    it's a nice & humour joke
    thank you a lot Daleen for your kind participation
    and i hope to see more jokes from you
    but for this one it's absolutely funny
    i laughed at it out loud inside the publinet
    but though we'are waiting for other participations like this one


    by the way i want to give a remark about this joke
    i'm single but not so much ugly at this pôint hahahaha
    any way my reply was a little bit long

    thank you again
    and good luck sweet sister Daleen


    your sincerly
    Zahra
  3. جوهرة نجد
    10-06-2005, 08:45 PM

    still single..why...so funny


    nice joke " Daleen "

    i realy laughed about it

    you have a great sense of humer

    i hope we will hear from your jokes soon

    and i"m with Zahra that not all who are single should be ugly

    looooooooooooool


    my regades
  4. Daleen
    11-06-2005, 01:41 PM

    still single..why...so funny


    ZAHRA thank you alot for your reply


    I will be blissful when I see you happy


    as I can I will write more jokes

    just for your eyes


    DEAR JAWHARA

    I agree with you not all the girls who are single are ugly too

    the greatest example is ME


  5. al_balushi
    13-06-2005, 09:22 AM

    still single..why...so funny


    thanks for your subject


    as you want to be single

    ok ok

    dont warry
  6. Daleen
    13-06-2005, 07:57 PM

    still single..why...so funny


    UR welcome

    Al-balushi

    thanx 2 ur replay

    see u soon and take care
  7. Qadsawiya
    28-06-2005, 09:59 AM

    still single..why...so funny


    I really liked the joke of urs i'll be waiting 4 more
    thank u sis 4 ur participation in this type of fourm
    Let allah bless u
  8. Daleen
    03-07-2005, 03:21 PM

    still single..why...so funny


    Qadsawiya

    thank you alot honey 4 your reply

    take care my dear