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  1. dano
    14-12-2011, 12:21 AM

    about men and women

    about men and women


    Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
    A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

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    Man: Is there any way for long life?
    Dr: Get married.
    Man: Will it help?
    Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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    Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
    It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

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    Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
    Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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    It's funny when people discuss Love vs Marriage Arranged.
    It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
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    It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.
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    Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
    After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish.
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    There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
    It's called marriage.
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    Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
    Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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    Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
    Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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    There was a guy who told a woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is living in hell.
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    Fact of life: One woman brings
    you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!
  2. βθểїηĞ
    14-12-2011, 08:15 AM

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    about men and women


    looooooooooool
    good one sister
    keep it up
  3. Cute Nada
    14-12-2011, 01:55 PM

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    about men and women


    lol nice sister ..

    Interesting topic :)
  4. dano
    16-12-2011, 01:30 AM

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    about men and women


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